so explain again why im purple
no
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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