You work out of a Hotel?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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