I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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