i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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