does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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