got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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