WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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