yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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