I just made out with a guy for $7.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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