Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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