Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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