you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
So vagazzling was a success
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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