girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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