we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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