so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
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We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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