wanna go halves on a baby?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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