So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
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It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
cat food counts as protein by the way
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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