I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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