Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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