BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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