I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I love you. Go after that dick
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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