im about as happy as oj after his trial
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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