do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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