My nipple is on Facebook.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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