why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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