He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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