Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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