Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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