I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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