your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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