my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
