I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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