Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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