Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
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we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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