Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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