im drinking this country out of the recession.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You can't just leave with hair like that
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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