So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
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Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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