it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Sober January is a disaster.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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