Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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