wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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