I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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