Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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