We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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