does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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