Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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