I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
