is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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