she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
