you guys were way drunker than both of me
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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