Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Hippo gnu deer
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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