it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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