I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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