I'm really into asian looking animals
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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